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SUNDAY FUNNIES

 

 

 

September 15, 2019

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Proof Reader Wanted

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought
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Enfield( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day.

 

 

 

 

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