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July 2, 2009, 9:15 pm |
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Volume 22 - Issue 03 |
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Circulation: 844005 |
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Where You Can Vacation

........ And Be Home The Same Day
Thank You to the cities of White Rock & Surrey for the
wonderful Canada Day celebrations. Though there were record crowds along the
beach the RCMP and the auxiliary support teams did a wonderful job of maintaining
a presence and keeping a lid on an unruly activities. Thank you everyone for
making it a special day.
Off The Record
Local
entertainer WENDY BOLLARD is excited about launching a new summer music program
at the White Rock Playhouse. Last week THE SUN had the opportunity to pin
WENDY down during her busy schedule getting ready for the July concert.
Health

When it comes to health care, more and more people are learning
they have "choices" when it comes to their health care.
Real Estate
This
week LEIGH MORROW reveals an insider's view of when and what renovations should
be done when selling your home.
Night Owl

Once you re-charge your dancing shoes from yesterday's Canada
Day action, get ready for a hot time on "the strip" Friday evening.
HARPDOG BROWN & BRANDON ISAAK take over our favourite honky tonk , IGUANA'S
for a night of cool blues for a hot night. See you there.
Chesney's Chestnuts
A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he
noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000
per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the
telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same
golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he
asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could
talk to God.
'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington, Philadelphia, Boston, and New
York.
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same '$10,000 per
call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to see if
Canadians had the same phone.
He arrived in Canada, and again, in the first church he entered, there was
the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read '50 cents
per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. 'Father,
I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in
many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to heaven, but in the US
the price was$10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?'
The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Canada now, son ... it's a local
call.'
Tomorrow in The Sun
We may have got to our gardens a little late this year, but
thankfully we have MARILENA FLUCKIGER as our "wing person" Tomorrow
right here in THE SUN your only real "local" gardening column. We're
a tad proud of that, and MARILENA

MCJ'S ROADHOUSE Restaurant on King George Highway @ Stayte
Street welcomes the Studebaker Club Saturday morning for breakfast and then
a cruise around the valley. Check out the lost classics and The Roadhouse
Saturday morning after 8 a.m.

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